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Work's the same as usual. Mop the floors, serve the drunks, stand the various indignities that get thrown at me. Ugh. Some of these sailors are no better than pirates. Not that I've served any pirates. Then again, they wouldn't go around saying that they were, now would they? Not unless they want to rot in some dirty cell, or be hung and have their bodies left for the birds. Why would you want to be a pirate, with all the terrible things that will happen to you if you get caught?

Oh, I guess there's the treasure, but it had better be worth your while.